While I've never tasted any of those beers, their names are awesome.

I'll definitely give it a try, but I'm not expecting much. The idea doesn't sound too appealing to me.

And you enjoy yours as well. May it bring you much joy and a sufficient Monday buzz.

...sour...beers...WHY??? I wasn't even aware that this was a thing, now I'm dreading it. Why is that something you would ever intentionally put in your mouth??

Nah, it was a Natty. It can stay there.

So the REAL title of this article should be "These are the beers that normal, non-pretentious people like, and this is why they suck"

There are two types of people in this world: People who like Yuengling and people who are wrong.

Because Chik-fil-a's nuggets are goddamn delicious and sometimes that's what you want.

This joke is cheesy.

To me, this will always be referred to as "The Thing That Is Not the Beefy Crunch Burrito."

Nah, I like him. He's fine.

I just don't understand how a 3-minute pop song can make you "angry." Even if you hear it all the time, it's just a song. Nothing to get worked up about.

I think he's pretty good. He's not my favorite, but I'd rather listen to his songs than whoever any of the "cool" music people are writing about.

But cobbling together those works IS making music. Therefore, he is a musician. And so what if his songs aren't the most technically superior bits of music in the world? The Beatles weren't exactly complex either, but their music resonated with people.

This may be the single greatest comment I've ever read on Deadspin. I'm in college, and everyone around me likes to pretend they're pretentious foodies. They're always saying "let's go get Indian food or Thai food or sushi!" and they always look down on me for saying "Nah, I'm not a big fan, I'd rather have pizza."

It just looks a little too much like a dive instead of a fall. That's my opinion though. It's a pretty iffy call, but not the atrocity that Twitter is making it out to be.

I don't know, I can't really muster up any outrage for this call. It's pretty clearly unnecessary- Rodgers was down by the time McClellin started his fall. I could see how you could be upset because he only just fell on Rodgers, but when the guy is down, he's down. Don't hit him.

I read Deadspin all the time, but I held off on making an account because I knew I could never compete with the great commenters - this is Exhibit A. Well done. +1

First reaction: Ken Griffey Jr. I don't think there's anyone else that could "shock" us with an admission of guilt.

This. If you aren't watching ESPN, you aren't watching the highest quality sports programming out there. Stop taking yourself (and Skip Bayless) so damn seriously.