Chindoza? Chindoza! Can you speak up? I can't hear you up there! Can you get down from your bandwagon?

Because there are people other than you that might appreciate it. Fancy that!

Bah Humbug!

So, presents to help you buy presents? Must we queue to purchase these presents? Dear lord!

Because we can.

Don't be stupid and get a sonos system. Unless you have money pouring out your ass, stick with airplay and airfoil. Cheap combination that you can get working with all the speakers in your house with enough effort.

You should be exempt from posting cool, affordable gadgets in the week before Christmas. Shame on you. Even if we did want one, the chances of actually getting one for ourselves or someone else for Christmas are near to none.

You should be exempt from posting cool, affordable gadgets in the week before Christmas. Shame on you. Even if we did want one, the chances of actually getting one for ourselves or someone else for Christmas are near to none.

It's Christmas. No one has time for redeliveries and even if you do, if you live in a nice neighbourhood I think it's more than often fine to leave them there.

Haha sometimes it's needed. The internet is a very vague place.

Typo? Or is he actually homosexual? As if you can actually answer that question.

We've got some banging fish 'n' chips, oh and don't even get me started on the british breakfast. All in all I'd say it was a resounding success!

Got it here in the UK. It's actually really nice and simple. Nice one Facebook.

Well... It is a little wrong. With great power, comes great responsibility. If the BBC news ran a story about how eating crisps was going to give you cancer, knowing that it was incorrect, then there would be an uproar.

I love the optimism of the Gizmodo community!

It's an article. Written by a writer. It's his opinion.

There's always one.

Get out Facebook. Get out of your money grabbing phase whilst people still remotely respect you!

Here you go luke.

I'm sure, but still hearing it condensed into a neat article of evidence is nevertheless, shocking. Then again, clearly you know me better than myself.