This is such a nerdy article, going into such ridiculous levels of detail. I absolutely love it. More like this, please :)

Nobody cares what you THINK. We don’t need opinions here.”

I’m not even going to watch the video. I just can’t. Oh God. My condolences to the father and the rest of the family.

Err... no thanks. I like my V12s to scream but then again you probably like your V12s to run.

I a bit confused as to whats going on with Alex? Is he normally like this? He seems so standoffish, like he got forced into doing what most enthusiasts would see as an awesome opportunity.

Sitting as I do on a damp island recently cut adrift from Europe, most of my knowledge of the USA comes from films. One car features in those above all else - the Ford Crown Victoria. It’s like the vehicular version of deep fried butter.

BaT for the hopelessly broke trading garbage for garbage and loving it

BaT lite?

We should totally have a Jalopnik car trading forum.

I traded a clapped out Nissan 200sx s11 for a big ass sack-o-weed once, I really miss that weed

My dad, brother, and I went on a roadtrip around the US when I was seven and my brother four. We spent the whole trip in the bed of my dad’s truck. He had a cap on it and we put a bunch of comforters in the back and screwed around the whole time. He had sliding windows on the cap and the rear window so we could climb…

I’m catching hints of Ford Fusion, especially with that hood. All-around snooze-fest for people with more money than taste.

One of the most fun things to do is to ruin everybody’s night at the karaoke bar by performing a haunting rendition of a Radiohead b-side, perhaps like Myxomatosis or You and Whose Army?

With all due respect, to me that F50 looks like a Fiero with a (bad) bodykit, and is evidence of Enzos declining faculties.

....clutch assist? I’m not being facetious, but this is a vehicular feature that’s flown under my radar for a couple decades, if it actually exists.

Gotta love being white in the U.S. of A!!

If he blows a tire, hits a deer, hydroplanes on a puddle, runs into an unexpected brick or hammer, or pretty much anything untoward happens...he can slide, still doing 150, into the back of a minivan full of kids, or across the center divider and have a 220mph head on.

Her attorney is garbage.

If I wanted to vote for competence, I sure as fuck wouldn’t vote for the delusional revolutionary who thought we could bomb Libya and Iraq into being functional democracies. When Bernie is too incompetent to bring about his revolution, he’ll just fail to get anything through congress. When Hillary was too incompetent…