Awesome. Side-view high-res wallpaper please.

Wow, all in-car footage should be via helmet cam; that was great. I salute whoever was riding shotgun; balls. Last note: needs more Porsche passing.

F the drivers; gimme the candy.

It's always nice seeing people actually manufacturing things in the US.

"Yeah, we'll have three pizzas please: pepperoni, cheese, and veggie."

Pork loin. Overall best meat, period.

I present the FTC Electric Pinboner.

I'm not sure I understand what, exactly, is supposed to be scary about this...

I believe the single most important thing to remember is to end every sentence with a smiley:-|

Fuck these assholes and fuck me for thinking bad of Kanye for it.

Trust me.

I'm going to have to politely disagree. If anything, I think I deserve OptimusPrime's star for this comedy gold.

Come on, I had to...

Am I really going to be the first one to say 'thank you ' for the extra pic in the gallery?!?

No JarJar, they don't.

And that, my friends, is why you need to log out of *everything* when a buddy uses the computer.

Is it me or is it just about impossible to find a toothbrush these days that doesn't make you feel like you're sticking a damn sex toy in your mouth?

Oh my god, I'm six minutes in and f'ing hooked. Thank you.

'The zombie fad will soon be as old and tired as steampunk'

You're kidding right? 'The Passat'?