lmao get fucked.

It has been several years since I saw CB last. I thought it confirmed Ed’s gender as female? Is that wrong?

Austin Evans:

I haven’t heard of Evans before the his original heating video, but from what I have read about him online, he is painted more of a XBox fanboy. Adding to the fact the Gaming Nexus is reputable and non-bias when it comes to performances tests, I wouldn't take stock in what Evans is saying.

Oh look, an MCU fan who isn’t familiar with the comics or even Agents of SHIELD is here to tell us what Marvel is allowed to look like. Great.

I do like stories like this and that Kotaku and other sites bring them to the attention of a wider audience, but...

Yes, they should HAVE. That would HAVE brought in a good bit of customers.

That’s a misleading headline, then. It’s not that the “hacker” did something in code to make the game more efficient because the old programmers weren’t as good as the... “hacker”. It’s that they added expensive hardware that would have made either the game be more expensive or cost the publisher some money.

RAGE IS IN ANOTHER TIME ZONE

Olaf is dominating the race!

And for you classic Kotaku readers, here you go. 

I workedshopped a few different takes on this image. At one point things got crazy. 

There are several modern examples of this - Zelda: BotW, Grand Theft Auto 5, Fallout 4/76, Final Fantasy XIV, and even several from this article (Bloodborne: The Old Hunters, Destiny 2, The Witcher 3). I get the frustration with microtransactions and DLC (primarily that what you pay for and what you get can vary…

Honestly, you have some valid critiques of botw. I wasn’t a fan of it the first time, but the second time was better, somehow. possibly due to the expansions. I like the world and the lore of zelda in general. I think botw’s sequel should be better now that they have a hold on what went right and what went wrong.…

I don’t care if I sound like an ass or if this isn’t the place but if crunch crops up in your Cyberpunk review whilst you’ve all been very quiet about the abuse, sexual and other that took place at Ubi as well as the cover up and culture that surrounded it well, that wouldn’t be very cool.

Yes cause this was the take we were all looking for. Let’s judge her by her looks. Jesus Christ, gamers continue to be the absolute worst. Please eat a bullet. 

Imagine being so inured to military propaganda and how ingrained the military industrial complex is at all levels of American culture, government, and life that you can’t understand how this is very much something to care about.

Have you guys ever written a review without <something> simulator in the info box? Get some new material...sheesh.

I hate games like this. Where it’s a comic book property that references things from comic book lore over the last 40 years... but is too scared to just BE a comic book game. Instead, trying to be a story set in what seems like the MCU... except having no rights to the likenesses of the actors, and no greenlight to…

However, in these days, people hear “beta” and think “demo”.