I’m wailing at the top of my lungs over the dumbass mistake in the original headline.

The biggest and most visible change is the new home screen, which starts playing video from the home page, when before it was high-quality stills.

I tell you what bud. All of you can keep marching around yelling blood and soil and thats all that will be left of you assholes whenever you decide its time for your fourth reich to show up.

Nah, I’m gonna go with “fuck you” here and continue to punch Nazis.

STONE

You’re just wrong. Lucas considered the EU canon while he was involved, and Lucasfilm itself oversaw continuity issues. Lucas reserved to right to change or ignore anything he wanted in his own future stories, which is what he did when he sold things to Disney, but it WAS canon for a period of time.

Everything you need to know about how dragons work can be found here.

WhatsApp learned of the hack earlier this month, and as of Monday, is urging users to update the app as a precaution.

Being awfully generous to the Gameboy here, aren't we?

Getting Giant Eagles to help out in a battle is better than sending f*cking school children and former students to do all your dirty work.

I think if they were that smart, the comic would be better.

He has America’s shield, but does he have America’s ass?

I was the only idiot in the theater who laughed at the “Mungo Jerry beard” joke.

Also, I got more of a Rick Rubin vibe from Thor than Lebowski.

I went to something like 4 or 5 different stores to find an Explorer around it’s release. Got it for 69.99 at Circuit City. It seems ridiculous to call this a revelation but it really was. Everything you said: So much more precise than the roller ball mice, the button functionality was a huge upgrade. And you could…

Why do you perpetuate that abhorrent spelling? It makes zero sense for Merc to turn into Murk.

altogether is a single word.

“Foreword,” not “Forward.”

You’re a conspiracy theorist.

He basically killed the dude with all 5 stones.