This year I decided to dress up as Justice League Reshoot Superman:

Fuck Melania. I hope she gets an intestinal parasite and spends weeks shitting her brains out.

The fact that Andrew’s had 18 hours to prep this since Jezebel had this same story running in their “top stories” rollover doesn’t hurt!

Eat the rich.

Cool. How do I opt out of Lifehacker’s “turn off your ad-blocker” messages?

I was actually glad for this, because in the comics they’re completely useless characters.

THIS = TRUTH

I thought they were already doing that.

Ah, the timeless “property is more valuable than human rights” argument. Lol @ u

Most people who benefit from a system have a very difficult time understanding those that do not. The wheel is always spinning though. That’s not a threat or anything silly like that, just an observation of life. I will light a candle for you to light your way. Zarathustra would understand.  

because you value order over justice because you are a coward

This, so much. Got into a Facebook argument over the chick that climbed on the Statue of Liberty. His argument was her protest was disruptive to the police, other people there etc etc. My argument was THATS THE FUCKING POINT. Protests are supposed to be disruptive, and any protest that gets a permit isn’t a protest.…

The idea is that you will be arrested. That’s the point of civil disobedience - that you will break the law to counter tyranny that operates under the guise of that law. You’re willing to do this even if you know you will be killed by the police.

Cameos from aging, check-cashing celebrities who helped make the original Star Wars trilogy great have made it especially challenging for fans working hard to convince themselves the recent Star Wars sequels were anything other than a disappointment.

I'm guessing that you're like one of those weird overbred dogs that just sits in the corner and shivers.

I honestly think that many of these “letter writers” are pre-baked questions concocted and submitted by the Takeout staff themselves.

I’m with you on this 100%. After hearing all the rave reviews I was eagerly anticipating the Switch release, and bought it as soon as it became available. I played for a couple of hours and just could not get into it at all - the world is dull, the platforming is unremarkable, and the combat feels so clunky to me…

I know you’re in your feelings about this movie and I respect that, but I have to point out something:

That is not He-Man. That is Prince Adam. 

Remember when Marvel was the House of Ideas? Good times.