God I hope you’re joking. Even if you’re halfway serious, you don’t deserve to be able to own a firearm.

You say the word Gene around Steven Segal and he shits himself.

I think his eyes are like soulful... and caring looking. The other two can go pound sand.

“You have to respect the people that have made that choice.” You absolutely do not.

I’ll never - EVER - understand why some people care so damned much about what total strangers might think of them.

Yeah man we should protect his feelings when he says dumb stuff like that!

You talk all the mess you want about Hillary Clinton, but slandering Krispy Kreme, tho? For real?

“And no, the game being made by Hideo Kojima isn’t enough for me to buy it.”

Well … no. Not really.

The one that leaves its veterans homeless and destitute so they have to rely on random strangers for even a bare minimum of an existence?

I am advocating violence. I hope his death is seared into the American psyche like JFK’s. 

I will dance and sing the day Trump is assassinated or dies from some cardiovascular issue. I don’t care how it happens, I want that orange piece of shit in a fucking grave.

I was very disappointed by High Times.

It’s called Wheel of Fortune, not Wheel of the Fortunate, not all of us make it.

*Nickies Minaj

She’s trois-ing too hard.

“nauseated easily”*.

The contents of the trailer would be nauseous. It makes you nauseated.

Good thing this is “Kotaku” and not “Things That Tekton Cares About”.

I will use only the finest butters and oils.

acksuhally both sides nerrrr