And by “outdated platform,” you mean “a platform they developed the game for, marketed the game for, and sold the game for.”

Do you know what’s different about Horizon, God of War, and The Last of Us? They were all developed by studios owned by Sony. Bethesda isn’t owned by Microsoft.

Rondo of Blood is not a prequel to Symphony of the Night. Symphony is a sequel to Rondo. “Prequel” doesn’t simply mean that one work precedes another. A prequel is a work released after another that depicts events occurring before it. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom is a prequel to Raiders of the Lost Ark, for…

Yes, there are stables in the game. You manage your mount and your bird at them.

Nice try, but there ain’t nearly enough texture warping for this to look like a PS1 game.

Penises.

Digital Foundry already has a video up for the Xbox patch:

Could y’all please stop with the “someone” business when you know who made something? What is wrong with “DIY Perks Made a Brass PS5" or something?

Alternatively, fewer fans should fix companies’ games for free.

Yeah, we know. It was a shitheel comic, and making reference to it is for shitheels as well.

Go fuck yourself.

I hope they paid him.

All the Blu-Rays that I buy that include a digital copy have Movies Anywhere all over the insert. You’d think anybody that bought at least one Marvel film would’ve seen it.

obviously

We get it, you’re a white guy.

I had the same thought. The headline seems disrespectful to the original developers. It’s like saying a hacker improved Crysis’s framerate...when he installed it on a faster computer.

THE STAGE IS SET, THE GREEN FLAG DROPS--!

No Kotaku fish?

You should try Final Fantasy XV.

I was one of the suckers who ordered Control Digital Deluxe Edition. Of course I didn’t buy Control Ultimate Edition, but they don’t feel that, because they already got my money. So I will not be buying any game published by 505 unless & until they make it right.