I enjoy it, too. I like having maybe three or four people over, max. The game feels right like that: a short visit with a few people doing some shopping, exchanging gifts, admiring the sights, etc.

What’s also drivel is that lazy Poser art in the top image.

It’s “dos and don’ts,” but if you insist on using an apostrophe to pluralize something, at least be consistent and type “do’s and don’t’s.”

It reminds me of Ultima Online turning off housing decay because of 9/11.

It would’ve been just as easy and relevant to show a screenshot of Blathers freaking out about a spider.

Do you understand that some kinds of fears are not rational?

If you’re actually afraid of spiders or actually sensitive to people who are, you should probably remove the prominent GIF of a character holding a wriggling, realistic spider.

The Black Death didn’t kill those customs.

Only a minority of episodes of The Simpsons debuted “before the internet.” That image is from a classic, hugely popular episode from season 4 (“Marge vs. the Monorail”) in 1993. I was dialing into my school’s BBS back then. I didn’t magically forget everything I saw before I got access to the Web once I got access to…

just make a bunch and freeze it for later

From 6 to 1, actually.

I sure didn’t think it was that impressive. It’s a bunch of CG gobbledygook. No ship was on screen long enough to actually appreciate. It’d be one thing if they were a bunch of handmade models and it took a lot of time and care to stage the shots, but...I’m sorry, I know it’s dismissive of the work of computer effects…

Google hasn’t updated the iOS version of Authenticator since September 12, 2018. Prior to that, its last update was February 22, 2016.

not super interested in your favorite flavor of turd here

Do you think that was a natural moment you happened to see during the game’s simulation of the environment, or do you think it was a scripted event the game was programmed to have a certain chance of showing you when looking through binoculars over a lake?

all right dude, this 70-year-old lady is gonna spend hours of her life digging through a bunch of junk shops for a 30-year-old handheld

That isn’t a literal corpse run. A corpse run is when you have to run back to your corpse in a game to reclaim your items.

Don’t reuse passwords.

Or kill in droves.

fuck off