It’s “dos and don’ts,” but if you insist on using an apostrophe to pluralize something, at least be consistent and type “do’s and don’t’s.”

It reminds me of Ultima Online turning off housing decay because of 9/11.

It would’ve been just as easy and relevant to show a screenshot of Blathers freaking out about a spider.

Do you understand that some kinds of fears are not rational?

If you’re actually afraid of spiders or actually sensitive to people who are, you should probably remove the prominent GIF of a character holding a wriggling, realistic spider.

Only a minority of episodes of The Simpsons debuted “before the internet.” That image is from a classic, hugely popular episode from season 4 (“Marge vs. the Monorail”) in 1993. I was dialing into my school’s BBS back then. I didn’t magically forget everything I saw before I got access to the Web once I got access to…

just make a bunch and freeze it for later

From 6 to 1, actually.

Google hasn’t updated the iOS version of Authenticator since September 12, 2018. Prior to that, its last update was February 22, 2016.

not super interested in your favorite flavor of turd here

Do you think that was a natural moment you happened to see during the game’s simulation of the environment, or do you think it was a scripted event the game was programmed to have a certain chance of showing you when looking through binoculars over a lake?

all right dude, this 70-year-old lady is gonna spend hours of her life digging through a bunch of junk shops for a 30-year-old handheld

That isn’t a literal corpse run. A corpse run is when you have to run back to your corpse in a game to reclaim your items.

Don’t reuse passwords.

Or kill in droves.

fuck off

Truly, the sun shines on a dog’s ass.

Certainly not backgrounds.

I couldn’t give less of a fuck about the customers being “bothered” by that question.

Never had the pleasure, but speaking of someone being first to go, my friends and I played a lot of Guitar Hero, and I remember when one of ‘em bought a Rock Band kit. We were sitting there wondering if anyone would ever actually sing, then someone encouraged me to. I did “Enter Sandman” and eventually warmed up to…