no the hell you aren’t

Statistically, literally any form of defense is probably a solid rape defense.

“heroic tales”

Stan Lee also insisted that he wasn’t being taken advantage of by his manager, who was taking advantage of him.

Great post, but I can’t fuckin’ help myself: It’s the machine that goes “ping,” is it not?

There are reasons to disclose a vulnerability prior to having a fix. In some cases, you can roll back to an earlier version of the program that isn’t vulnerable. In any case, you can always at least uninstall the app. There is no excuse.

This app’s fucking release notes sure don’t disclose the issue nor convey any urgency.

I really hate that they spell it “Deek” in the subtitles. It’s stupid and bad.

It’s Dolorous Edd.

Nebula literally uses the gauntlet to restore the universe to its state 24 hours prior. And on a more minor point, Thanos strands Drax and Firelord in Earth’s prehistoric past.

You’re mistaken. There damn well is time travel in the Infinity Gauntlet miniseries.

Nebula and Rhodey knocked Peter Quill out on Morag.

I prefer to think of it as a richly deserved “fuck you” to Secret Empire.

You and me both, on both counts.

oh fuck off

You and C.S. Lewis can both fuck off with that.

I think you’re missing a word in the title.

Go fuck yourself.

Alucard’s got weight. Don’t get it twisted because he doesn’t make footstep sounds. He lands solidly (even with noise), his back dash has momentum, he’s got a dive kick that connects satisfyingly. His attacks have follow-through with a handful of exceptions. Even his alternate forms have weight. His dash as a wolf…

It’s not really an acronym anyway. It’s an initialism.