Get fucked, shitlord.

It’s been a pretty great experience when you think about it that way. Five stars, universe! But try to keep standards up.

Ask that other dude who’s probably gonna choke to death on diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicks

Edgy? Not really. You can eat a fucking dick anyway, I guess.

Sure, I have survival instincts. But I’m not a beast, so they don’t rule me.

I don’t think of it as nihilistic. I wasn’t conscious for most of the universe’s existence. Why should picking up where I left off bother me? Consciousness is just a damn phase transition, an emergent phenomenon of particular configurations of matter and energy. “I” am just a series of waves averaged over the span of…

Okay, dum-dum.

As an atheist, death holds no power over me. What happens after I die? Probably the same bullshit that was happening to “me” in the billions of years before I was born.

I am eating a Cajun filet biscuit with egg and cheese as I read this.

I dunno, I wasn’t a fucking idiot.

It’s still got all the Special Edition garbage. :/

It’s still got all the Special Edition garbage. :/

I hope your dog gets AIDS and you catch it from fucking.

I skipped who wrote this and saw the forced use of “prima facie” from a word-a-day calendar and said, “This is a Hamilton Nolan post,” and I was right, so maybe you wanna tone it the fuck down, little man.

Heather was a single film with no sequels. It was never a franchise. This is not a “reboot.”

Jon isn’t undead. He was resurrected.

Anyone with a brain...? What a weird question. Why would you think cartography ever stopped being relevant in the first place?

Gita didn’t even finish the series and fucked up the names of two villains. Who could possibly care what she has to say about this show? I wish I hadn’t read so much of this dumb post.

Are we, just putting commas, wherever now?

Mega Man was composed of multiple sprites.

jesus christ fuck this guy