No, he’s just wrong as hell.

You picked the wrong battle, and it makes you a shitheel. You don’t get to let yourself off the hook, dude.

Please never ever again in your life describe eating a chip without salsa as “bareback.”

bruh this could have been a good comment if you had workshopped it and made the monty python hook more obvious for the new players

Like thirty billion poor, tithing Catholics disagree.

slam your dick in a drawer my dude

this guy over here sucking all the fun out of everything like it’s the last dick on earth

Sure, kid, The Godfather Part II is an obscure film. I didn’t even read your comment past that. Eat a dick part 2.

The naming convention isn’t weird for a prequel. You know what the prequels to The Amityville Horror and The Godfather were called? Amityville II: The Possession and The Godfather Part II, although admittedly the latter is only a prequel for part of the movie.

literally kill yourseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelf

That’s how you wanna go? All right. I hope you get hit by a plane carrying a soulmate you’ll never meet.

You also might just be a poor judge of character.

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Speaking as a sane American, I have faith in my fellow citizens to elect the better candidate. I’m not worried by the braying crowd. We went to the Moon, for God’s sake. And if all else fails, we have a large population of under-served, mentally disturbed people capable of a certain kind of despicable yet occasionally…

UnspeakableCuteness already been shitting up the comments.

“I think he is Nate Bronze now.” Dynamite line, but tell us honestly: Did you come up with that and write the article around it, or was that an organic line?

I’ve heard all sorts of people called huckster. Don’t know what you’re talking about.

Stupid-ass Special Edition Death Star explosion. :P

“Gold-gilded,” huh?

Walking to hatch isn’t the problem, as I understand it. The problem is that the app has to be open and the screen unlocked. That’s what I gathered.