I’m totally prepared to be completely wrong about this but... I think I disagree on the age-inappropriate thing.

cannot imagine what it would be like if a family member of mine committed some horrible crime or act. that’s all i’ve got. too tired to even be sad today.

Speak of the devil! It’s my last day at a magazine that is, while small, renowned for its babe spreads. And our publisher most certainly makes himself available at these shoots, I can assure you that. It’s why many men get into this type of business; I thought that was pretty obvious.

Considering that kids past their first birthday are often considered unadoptable—much less black children—this is a pretty damn nice thing for Bullock to do. Good on her.

“Mistakes don’t define you”.....except when you continue to make the same “mistakes” over and over again. Then it’s not a mistake. Then it’s your character. And, yeah, that defines you. Have a seat, Difficult Brown.

Off topic, but we need more Carol Burnett gifs on this site.

I would never, ever invite people I knew as a child to my wedding. They obviously haven’t kept in touch. No big deal. Not a thing. #teamolsentwin

But her lip colors looked like LITERAL shit, right? It wasn't just me, RIGHT?

Channing Tatum turns me back into a teenager, he properly makes me swoon, and I think it’s because he just seems like such a nice guy. Physically he’s not my type at all but damn he’s just such a sweetheart.

Now I just want to be friends with Channing Tatum! And his wife—they seem so cool, like we would all just take our dogs to the dog park and maybe go back to their house and they’d grill things.

Of interest: The porn industry is quicker to drop someone over allegations of rape than the NFL or NCAA.

Ohmygod, I get to rant about my 6 years of dating a musician!!! INSUFFERABLE is really the only word. He’d play his music for me after sex, and expect me to melt into a puddle of drool. He’d play it for me after came home from work, exhausted, and expected extensive (and appreciative) notes. He took his guitar with…

I dated a mediocre jazz saxophonist for three long years. THREE. YEARS. I still have nightmares...

I’ve dated lots of musicians and then married one. I make mental notes and then offer an honest critique. I knew I found the right man when he was interested in my input.

I dated a guy who, I guesssss, is a well-known poet and after sex one morning he read me a poem about his mother’s womb.

As a musician who only dates musicians I can confirm we are The Worst.

I dated a freelance Jazz pianist for like, 45 seconds, and he once played me an original jazz tune in the nude the morning after and I was just like... uhhhh sounds great but what I could really use is some excedrin and a cup of coffee thanx bye

Yes, she gives me $7,000 per post. It freaking rules.

She’s the one the Kardashians tried and continue to try to emulate.

Bobby, I mean this with deep sincerity. You are a fucking artist.