This advert always annoys me too! And my heart always rockets around my chest when I see Lee climbing up that precarious step ladder to clean on top of the cabinet

I find it interesting that are there so many songs/videos by mothers (e.g Britney, JLo) that are basically identical to songs/videos by the likes of taylor swift and katy perry (ie about tumultuous whirlwind romances etc) which seem so specifically about life when you're young. I'm not saying that you can't feel these…

Woah, wait, when was Blue Ivy born?? I swear that SNL skit just came out a few months ago (and yes that is how I measure time)

Part of Kang's problem is that she's equating someone's outward physical appearance with their health and basically assumes that unless you look like a pilates instructor you're unhealthy. While on the one hand this is clearly bullshit and healthy people come in all shapes and sizes (yes Kang, even overweight people)…

"I like enjoying myself." I too enjoy enjoyment, Ed.

I'm sorry but "female time"? Lawlz

The only thing I took away from this article was that his wife is named after a fish.

This title slays me

I dunno I still feel like having that dewy glow will solve a lot of my problems

Is Obie short for Obese?

Horse sidekick+awkward/spunky princess+vaguely antagonistic relationship with love interest=Tangled/Frozen

Girl needs to use a tongue scraper

If you have a larger testicular volume are you likely to produce more offspring in general than a man with a small t.v? Because if that's the case then wouldn't it make sense for a man with a smaller chance of rearing lots of kids to invest more heavily in the survival of the few he has? (Speaking purely in terms of…

Wow Doug Barry has major nighttime nudity issues

Fifty Shades shouldn't have been published let alone made into a movie. I fucking despair for humanity.

I think I might have momentarily blacked out due to the sheer idiocy of this guys' piece