Took me a minute but wooooow

No surprise he sympathizes with Israel. Blatt describes his offense as "a mixture of old and new school attacks."

Cool, so all the other stuff, like the modern day apartheid that Israel has forced upon the Palestinians is still cool, right?

When asked about his opinion on Hamas, Emmitt Smith replied that it's too garlicky.

I'm glad brows are back. Mine cover most of my forehead.

The store owner is the one who should be arrested. That dress is a far more grievous crime than mere thievery.

You mean Russians. Rebels is a confusing term. They are paid for by Russia, and equipped with Russian weapons.

Gotze really spread this one wide open.

Huzzah!!!

I can't tell if you're just being helpful or didn't get the joke - or both.

I am experiencing a feeling of great pleasure from Brazil's humiliation....if only there was a word in German that precisely defined this emotion.

This chart has several inaccuracies, but most glaringly, it completely discounts the Spanish speaking contingent. The study should have also mined for the phrase "despertar y hacer fricción" which when roughly translated means, "Wake up and make friction"

What's the over/under on the number of parent-teacher conferences they've already had about this kid's creepy behavior?

I...I... I mean. What's up with sending your kid out with two different shades of green on?

Yep. Everyone sport needs a racist (maybe) asshole who goes around biting people with his big fucking teeth.

I'm assuming secret racists assume everyone else is a secret racist, too?

I know right? Yeah the kid pulled out a (non-working) gun...only after a grown up woman, and a professional athlete at that, started beating him up.

Attention, naysayers! Allow me to submit for your shutting-the-fuck-up now, Hottentot Venus. Educate yourself because I no longer have the patience.

No guts, no glory, Miley.