If this isn’t a famous quote it should be.

What is happening in Sydney?

She was clearly in shock. There are many responses to trauma and being completely calm in the face of major shit is one of them. She could not process what was happening at the time which is why she did not have the reaction people would usually expect. Some asshole I know even had the nerve to say she was calm…

This is pretty nuts. I don’t think even the creators could have predicted it would be this popular. The fact that is tricks people into exercising is the icing on the cake.

I suppose she “accidentally” burned herself so bad she needed skin grafts on her genitals. What a clever trick! I am sure severe burns were worth it.

This happened to me. I went to see her and I swear to god she was no less than 2 hours late.

Prince wrote that song.

Do people seriously still “french kiss” after middle school? Just gross and weird.

Yup. It’s not a new tactic but if you are unscrupulous enough you can make some decent coin tickling people’s lizard brain.

What’s the deal with Revan? Last I read he was trapped by a Sith Master after being betrayed and losing that fight. Did he ever make it out?

Would there have been a recount without Nader? Agreed though. The whole situation was high level fuckery.

Yeah we saw how well the Ralph Nader deal worked out. Two wars and a crashed economy later. Plus that is exactly the reason why Bernie didn’t run as an independent.

Agreed. I am also a Bernie supporter. I am not sure who the fuck these “Bernie or bust” people are but that position sounds like a great way to end up with president Drumpf.

I don’t think he is as popular as the media portrays. His negatives are as high as they can get but he pulls in ratings so the gets tons of coverage. Really the American electorate as a whole isn’t anywhere near him on policy but a metric fuckton of people can’t be bothered to vote so here we are.

Didn’t he get shot in the head? I missed the part where they explained how he came back from that.

Leaking from his ears? That sounds pretty serious.

Gotta love the old lifetime “deb to society” being paid by these people.

That’s already book. How about “The NEW NEW Jim Crowe”. Or “The NEWER Jim Crowe”.

I am sure once Trump supporters realize how impossible this is they will just say what they really mean. Ban all brown people. That should be close enough.

The amount of sniffing your own farts to believe this sentence must be a full time job. They were always a clown show and it’s like this incident allowed a bunch of blind people to see the emperor without his clothes. Only because it happened to them personally though. Being able to sympathize with things outside of…