Omg it’s a straight white male. Who would have thought? Oh yeah everybody since it is explicitly mentioned in the contract.

Get one of those dentist mirrors with a light on it. That will allow you to look down your throat far enough to see the pocket where the stones reside. From there you massage them out of the pocket by rubbing the tip of your finger up towards the opening of the pocket. Whatever is in that area will usually pop out.…

I blame Shaq for the WTC 7 collapse.

Talk as much shit as you want about Florida but our air conditioning game is on fleek. Central air damn near everywhere. Mainly because without it this swamp is unlivable. I cackle at all you wall unit troglodytes.

They just released all the Star Wars comic books too. I about fainted.

Considering the fact that he ended up with a severed spine I can see why he would have the urge to run.

While it is the most violent month in 19 years the total death toll for the year is lower than recent history. It should be no surprise that after a huge moment of civil unrest there would be a high death toll for the following months but considering the deaths are on average lower for this year as a whole the “this…

It really depends. If you are working for some large corporation that has a hazardous division like the power company they will probably drug test you for an office job because it all falls under the same insurance the linemen get. Going through a temp agency is a good way to get around this as I think there is some…

Don’t forget homophobic pizza shops.

“murdering an unarmed BLACK citizen” - You gotta murder the right kinda folk if you want a successful gofundme campaign. Don’t expect to get much support for shooting white people because that is your donor base.

Agree with you on all those points. At this juncture the only thing she really has going for her is “NOT REPUBLICAN” which seems to be good enough considering all the RWNJ alternatives. Sucks but it’s not like there is another choice in this rigged 2 party system.

Benghazi! (I literally could not resist.)

To be fair it was 1992 and no damn liberal was getting elected president without supporting that tough on crime nonsense. It’s not like there was another option that didn’t involve expanding the police state. Heck they only actually got in there because Perot split the conservative ticket.

When really all they had to do was remake 1942. Like snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.

Had the EXACT same thought. #nokidspls

Can anyone tell me why he always has that coke sweats look?

*sigh* I really wish this weren't true.

The science actually says he probably already has a good amount damage from the sub-concussive blows alone. They have done autopsies on college and even high school players and have found the kind of plaques that cause CTE. It doesn't take a big concussion to make you drool in your oatmeal at 50.

It really does have another use besides the obvious one.

Can we talk about the daughters horrible reaction time?