“Intergluteal Cleft” would be a FANTASTIC name for a rock band.

That o-line is going to get Watson killed. He took an absolute beating last night.

But hey, we better not pay any of our defensive guys. Bye bye AJ Bouye, Jadaveon Clowney, Kareem Jackson, Tyrann Mathieu.

Damn. He is so good, and so fun to watch, and we’re going to get 3 weeks out of him before his O-line gets him shut down for the balance of the season. Oh well. Definitely the most enjoyable few minutes of football I’ve seen in a long time.

Not that the Browns didn’t earn all of the penalties called against them and not that they played well enough to win despite the penalties called against them, but there was one where Tony Romo said, “So the new rule is there’s a high zone of engagement and the player was engaged in the lower zone and well, actually…

You can give yourself up on offense and end the play without being touched down

I bet the whole time this was going on, Drew was like GUMBOGUMBOGUMBO.

Alcohol preserves everything. 

Ultra low mileage, been in storage for 14 years. 

You gotta be not just drunk, but New Orleans drunk to understand.

I know what I have no low ballers or tire kickers

A summary of New Orleans flooding issues for those who are interested:

I like the Mardi Gras beads hanging out of the trunk.

Yeah, this guy was a third round pick, the Pats typically wait for the fourth round to take murderers.

Somehow that was my exact thought. The Pats will sign him and he'll sack Jets QBs 50 times in his career

Bill Belichick will sign him next week and he'll be a three-time All-Pro for New England

I ended up getting tricked by one of those bullshit “Crisis Pregnancy” centers in the early 90s. I was 20, working a menial job, living in an apartment my boyfriend and I could barely afford. I was lured in by the promise of a free pregnancy test. We couldn’t Afford to purchase a motherfucking $8 pregnancy test and…

Well, finally. Gearbox have been teasing this for years.

1) Maybe I haven’t noticed this in other entries but there were a lot of female fans writing in about this one.

And how is Omaha this time of year?