Yeah.. Looking at this VW is like looking up my israeli ex on facebook. Yes, she’s model-thin and gorgeous. And looking at her makes my heart race.

Of course they have toothbrushes. How else would they use British Toothpaste?

Ditto my B5 passat. Burn in hell, devil car.

Two sets of wipers (left, right and rear) for $20 shipped to my door. Even if they only last a few months, can’t complain at that price.

Two sets of wipers (left, right and rear) for $20 shipped to my door. Even if they only last a few months, can’t…

I’m ducking out of the office and treating my wife for lunch.

I’ve had it happen twice (love at first sight)- the first was a crazy stalker, and the second was my wife, the love of my life.

I’m happy to hit the delete key a LOT for a couple thousand bucks.

I never can get a straight answer to that - what’s more american, my honda made in ohio or my wife’s ford made in ontario?

Well, I sold my car on craigslist a couple of years ago. It was already in good shape, so I gave it a quick wash and wax, vacuumed and shampooed the seats, shined the tires, took pictures, listed it on craigslist, and had it sold with cash in hand within a week. It took a lazy sunday afternoon listening to football…

9 times out of 10, it’s better to sell your car on craigslist and put that money towards your new one. The only times it makes sense is when the trade in value can reduce the sales tax on your new car, and the tax reduction equals or is more than the premium you get for selling.

Actually it’s the opposite. Car loans have depreciation to zero baked in, so payments cover the full cost. Also, usually the lender and the manufacturer are the same entity - so the profit motive is different. (IE, ford makes a car for $25k cost basis, sells it for $40k, and finances it through ford credit at 1% -…

I’ve used Maven in the past and it’s top-notch. When I’m in a city for work usually I lean on cabs, but sometimes you need a car for a couple of hours to run errands, pick up supplies, or run out to the suburbs to meet a vendor or client. Getting a Cadillac ATS for ~$15 an hour (including gas) is awesome. Every car…

My man!

Ooh. My boss wears an ALS and it’s gorgeous. Not really my style though, I daily wear a fifty fathoms and love how beefy it feels on my wrist. I’ve tried other luxury divers like the Nautilus and Royal Oak and they don’t have the same substantial weight to them.

I have a jewelry rider on my homeowners that covers all my watches, my wedding ring, a gold cross chain I wear and my wife’s jewelry. (It costs a lot less than my car insurance.)

Nah, just a middle management asshole.

I drive a $6,500 car wearing a $9,000 watch. I lead an odd life.

When we were in college, my buddy’s girlfriend drove a harlequin golf.

How’s your 124?

I always assumed it was a statement of wealth.