“Cher tells unjustly fired school guard: I got you, babe” would also score the points.

In even more simplistic terms, they had to get him on something so simple and specific that even Kilmeade could follow it. 

Lemme give you some perspective here. I’m married to a woman who’s half Lithuanian and half Ukrainian. Both of these countries’ populations were subjected to horrifying atrocities by the Soviets in their “Russian Imperialism: New Management, New Logo, Same Great Taste” guise. (My mother-in-law is deaf because of…

I mean, my mum noticed I had a very restrictive diet (probably for reasons similar to this condition) and had me on multivitamins. They were these chalky strawberry things and I didn’t like them (I only liked the gummy ones) but she gave them anyway because my fruit and veg intake as a child despite her best efforts…

What they find “off putting” is her breath and depth of knowledge that make men feel inadequate in her presence. I so fucking sick of it. Democrats were okay electing an African American, which was fabulous, but I’m still afraid that they won’t elect a woman. I still choose her as my number one candidate. But the fact…

As written in the satirical article I already linked to, “I hate the way she dealt with Donald Trump’s incessant attacks against her, for example. Why did Elizabeth Warren have to take that DNA test? Why couldn’t she have handled his abuse the exact right way? If I were being libeled by the President at his toxic mob…

I think this says it all (click the link):

Shut up. If her worst mistake ever (and find another one, please) is believing family lore and doing the DNA thing, she is way ahead of the rest of the pack. Also what TF is wrong with climbing the academic ladder on EFFing merit. Read her damn biography. For crying out loud.

i'd say i wish we could iZombie this but being the "Liv" in that situation (or even around that) would be awful too.

And ~50% of the population still can’t work out why the “frat house” culture of CompSci and software development is a really terrible thing.

It’s been many many years since I recommended The novels of Amanda Cross on this site. These highly well-written novels would appeal to the Jez reader and staff, I imagine, for multiple reasons. I read the all Cross’s novels in the past and could easily re-read them with pleasure. The author, Carolyn Heilbrun was a…

Can this be a plug if I don’t benefit? It probably doesn’t matter because I continue to dwell in the house of the greys—-but if you’re interested in cozies, the Malice Domestic Convention just listed their nominees/winners for 2018 AND Dru’s Book Musings blog is a great source for mysteries

The budget is going to two things: replacing the money that state legislatures across the country have stopped spending on higher ed, and the recreation of a campus-wide safety net to replace the ruins of our social safety net.

I worked in administration and this is correct. The “student life” center had by far the largest and most expensive staff, and all the students did was complain how there was never anything fun to do on campus. So they just kept throwing more money at them for some reason. 

Also, at R1s, most professors teach only 1 or 2 courses per semester because they are expected to spend their time on research. Graduate students run their “discussion” sections and do their grading and any advising. They are expected to hold minimal office hours if at all. If they have grant money, they can “buy out”…

This kind of shit is why I don’t fuck with Airbnb in the first place. But the blatant racism not withstanding, this bullshit company is basically a bunch of crooks who 1. fuck up the real estate market in places like NYC 2. are trying to be hotels without taking on actual hotel expenses like having liability insurance…

These are the same Incels who think that makeup is a lie worthy of abusing women over, right?

Ok but why don’t women appreciate me for the hobbies I have now, which include criticizing them online and playing video games?

A crossover between Death Metal and Zydeco. 

“launching pad for right-of-center counterculture.”