And the room was hermetically sealed with hermit spunk extracted by said Japanese elves

They put the CAN DO in McLarCAN ami right?

Good piece dood! Very entertaining with only 2 minor gammar bloopers.

Not sure if the horn actually made a difference

‘Fuck Danny Lin - Slaughterer Of Men’ .... is a good tat idea

Congrats Bruv. The cool thing is, unlike the Nasa Apollo “project,” your Apollo project isn’t a grand deception.

My to don’t list is so big I don’t know where to start

Reporter be like

Kind of like dating a supermodel.

Just to sum things up, as you don’t have a clue - No, she isn’t. No, she didn’t have any part in the killing. The evidence clearly shows this. The prosecuters probably knew she was innocent, but put their personal reputations, politics and greed ahead of truth

I like a steaming cup of joe while I take in my morning shft

The word hero is overused these days and I don’t like to misuse the word hero, but this guy is the true definition of ‘hero’

I don’t care what its true top speed is, as long as Captain Slow conducts the top speed test

She’s kind of a “girl next door” version of Jolie, and she’s never been with Billy Bob, so I like

Last hipster in Detroit has to turn out the lights

If you want a darker wallpaper that uses less power

I’m sure Bush and others involved in staging this production laughed all the way to the bank. And they’re still laughing each time an ISIS event is rolled out

New Tagline - Have YOU Demolished a 9.11 Footlong Today?

Italian convictions, like McDonalds french fries, are best taken with a grain of salt/ packet of ketchup

Why did they need hijackers when all 3 towers were prepped well in advance for controlled demolition. Doesn’t make sense huh