The word hero is overused these days and I don’t like to misuse the word hero, but this guy is the true definition of ‘hero’

I don’t care what its true top speed is, as long as Captain Slow conducts the top speed test

She’s kind of a “girl next door” version of Jolie, and she’s never been with Billy Bob, so I like

Last hipster in Detroit has to turn out the lights

If you want a darker wallpaper that uses less power

I’m sure Bush and others involved in staging this production laughed all the way to the bank. And they’re still laughing each time an ISIS event is rolled out

New Tagline - Have YOU Demolished a 9.11 Footlong Today?

Italian convictions, like McDonalds french fries, are best taken with a grain of salt/ packet of ketchup

Why did they need hijackers when all 3 towers were prepped well in advance for controlled demolition. Doesn’t make sense huh

I hoped I mean assumed this was a Hope Solo update

What will they name the baby when he knox her up?

He used a ‘?’ which is commonly know as a ‘question mark’, so yes. As my grade 6 home room teacher says - “The only stupit question is the one not asked”

What would a beaten up Ferrari like this cost? Couldn’t be worth more than 49 500 dollars. If I buy 2 of them and rent them out for 600 dollars a day I’ll be able to retire by the time I’m 14!

I ate too much toothpaste as a kid

HOT CAKES’ MELTED CHEESE STEAMS!

sorry, 3 buildings

You mean the Sept 11th government psyop and staged event involving the faked crashing of planes, no terrorism, and controlled demolition of 2 buildings?

Good. Washington and Oregon should be a separate country anyhow. Let us call it Cascadia.

Will insurance cover this?