you're right, its the patent office's fault. That should have never been granted because it isn't "non-obvious" but even still, apple was being greedy as F#*& by even asking for the patent. Id like to watch Apple burn with Helixthe2nd

Is Apple Snicker Salad really a salad?

I get offended by people that get easily offended by stupid things like jokes. Lighten up, short of a direct personal attack, why should it matter?

This is true, but it narrows things down from "it could be anyone" to "ok, we should really question these guys and watch them"

He did tell you SPECIFICALLY what they did, they made him (and myself) sit through those agonizing "I'm a Mac and I'm a PC" commercials. Those cause long term damage to my brain cells.

gotta be a lesbian..

People do this all the time, they will buy a domain name that is close or similar to another persons/companies domain name, then they will set a crazy price on the domain forcing that company/person to buy it or end up like the previously mentioned www.nissan.com where they are catching anyone who enters it in their…

lol yes it is really fun to watch

The sound of a turbo spooling up from the beginning of building pressure all the way to the end of the blow off valve. Very addictive...

Jesus I think i have hated every one of your articles but this one takes the cake. I hate you please stop ruining my favorite site, especially with the biggest trolling article iv ever seen... you suck, please disappear from my sight immediately

hows your ego feel Apple?? bahahaha

look closer, thats no where near all of the cardboard lol..

On that last sentence, i agree, but on the other side of it, iOS users don't go to any of their Google apps and say "hmm this Google app is really nice, im going to get an Android". MOST (not all) iOS users are sheeple who think that there is magic happening in their phone which brings onto their screen. Plus they…

Why doesn't google cut ALL iOS apps out of the App Store until Apple agrees to back off the patent trolling?? That would cripple iOS users and Apple would have to fold! All I want is for them to play nice...

If i was that cop id just tell him to jump or stop wasting time. How long do you think it took for the cop to get to him, yet alone receive the call about it. Just a ploy for attention on the victims (quitter) side.

LOL

HA! LIKE!

"like"

LOL funny joke!

Use the strobe apps to help find people, send them a text saying that you will hold up a strobe and they can find you easily