Oh, and I especially.fucking.love. the human check following Ryan around. I volunteer if someone has the suit!

I want you to have just argued my point for me on facebook with my coworker who's in love with the Romney/Ryan ticket. You just said what my brain was apparently too dumb to come up with. I'm going to memorize this shit like it's a fourth grade school project so the next some some asshole I work with starts touting…

Haha, I like that - sassy fruit shall be my catch phrase today!

The only reason I really dislike the new system is that I sometimes miss reply comments. You have to click down and then back up again in order to go through all of them whereas before you could just see them all in a nice, snug little line.

I agree; aside from the fact that her smoking and past drug use are a bit gross who cares? I'm not the one dating her and he apparently doesn't mind either. Last I checked it was legal to have sex with a 26 year old.

On a Pale Horse was always one of my favorites. I sort of grew up in a house where when you were old enough to read you were handed The Lord of The Rings, The Thomas Covenant series (yes, I'll admit it...my wedding rings are white gold! lol), The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and an Omni magazine.

I'm finishing up Bearing an Hourglass by Piers Anthony and then I'm on to Nylon Angel by Marieanne de Pierres. My brother gave me a GINORMOUS box of books and when I walked in the door my husband's response was 'Oh. Good. You brought more books home. I was really worried there for a second that you might run out.'

What a wonderful night - it's been absolutely perfect weather wise, the kids are in great moods and even the hubby's sense of humor seems to have returned in full force. Wishing I could bottle up days like this.

I initially thought you were being sarcastic because when I look at that photo all I can think is how cringeworthy it is for his obvious geeky-ness. I should know because that's pretty close to what mine looked like.

When I was having a discussion earlier today with my coworker about why I would not vote Republican I listed social issues including the War on Women as a deciding factor. His response was that he didn't even know what it was and had never heard of such a thing. At first I thought he was joking...but nope. He…

I came to say just that! I just recommended it to a friend's little girl who's a voracious reader but has somehow grown up in a total vortex and has never heard of it.

Seriously, I'm laughing so hard my dog is looking at me like I've grown a second head. (The better to shout "I can't resist your beer covered face!" with :)

If you don't care why comment at all? And I missed the date on the article, not that it matters. I've been in the middle of an International project which required 24 hour attention from the 15th of May until this past Friday so I'm now playing catch up on all the things I've missed. One of them, of course, being…

I got two jobs at the age of 15 - literally the day I turned 15 I went and applied. I worked through high school to pay for my own food, my clothes and anything else I needed. It was hard and it messed with my ability to graduate with a higher GPA even though I certainly should have been capable of it.

The visual director was a NIGHTMARE but the corporate people loved me - and the pics are...~swoon! So all in all a long few days but totally worth it :) And you?

Editing pics from my ad campaign I just shot and watching the worst.movie.ever. Seriously Katherine Heigl - what on earth were you thinking taking on One for the Money?!

You will enjoy the earworm damnit! I cannot be the only one walking around singing this in my head, lol

Haha! I had to actually go and watch the youtube video and my husband walked in, looked at the screen, back at me, shook his head and walked out without ever saying a word! LOL

I swear to God I wish there was some way to email this woman and tell her just how beautiful we think she is. I literally can imagine wanting to crawl through the floor if this were me. Awful. Just awful.

I'm guessing I'm the only one on Jezebel who immediately finds herself singing the (highly) sexist and inappropriate lyrics to Jon Lajoie's Show Me Your Genitals whenever she reads the word 'genitals'...yes?