Bike helmet hair is messy - his could repel bullets!

Yeah I'm a 36 DD and I'm thinking it wouldn't be as easy to put these babies in and keep them sitting still while I tried to do the back thing. A guy I dated could get it off with one hand while his other was busy doing other things *and* he was kissing me. LOVED that he had all that dexterity!

I just cannot get over the hair. It looks like a Simpson's cartoonist penciled it on his head. But if I put my finger over that part on his pic...I see where you're coming from. ;)

Nope. Going on 40 and still have to do it exactly the same way you are. I wonder if it makes it harder if they're bigger?

OMG *this* should be comment of the day! I will never think of mine the same again! <3

Hearted for allowing me to bring you giggles ;)

And her greatest line in that film! I love that my effed up older brother introduced me to it!

Wow! That would have been fantastic. When my husband and I separated and planned on divorce it was like all of a sudden we literally could not keep our hands off one another. He could look at me and I'd cum. It was insane. I talked to some of my friends who'd been through divorces and they all sort eye rolled and…

#karllagerfeldagrees

Agreed.

Oh Dr. Ruth, thou art wise yet angry, full of emotion breakup sex is some of the.best.sex.ever. I'd rather enjoy the cherry pie now and worry about the weight later.

I'm here to tell you you're not gross. You are normal - and so are the gazillion other women out there with off colored vulvas that look 'odd'. I get so angry seeing women in magazines and in porn who have these child like, bright and shiny body parts. It's not real. And it does nothing for me when it's time to touch…

"This is a crucial question, Bob. Do you believe in the lord Jesus Christ and take him for your personal savior?"

Soooo - am I the only woman who never, ever, *ever*, even considered this as something to be worried about? Honestly if a man (or woman) is lucky enough for me to flash my - beautiful - vulva at them I doubt they're going to be pulling out one of those charts like you have for teeth whitening and double check that…

Pain is such a subjective and flexible thing that there will never be one realistic measurement scale that will accurately show someone's true pain.

"What about this don't you understand?!" - The rather large sign with an image of Christ on the cross and these words emblazoned in glaring red letters erected on the lawn of our local Catholic Church.

Yeah, at least we didn't make ten 'you see Jesus. And you're scared.'

I should probably never, ever admit to this but we once worked 'So, on a scale of one to ten, one being no pain at all and ten being that you are actively being mauled by a bear, how bad would you say your pain is' on a call once.

This is my sister in law. I swear.to.God that if you told her the world was ending in ten minutes she'd respond 'Well. We had a good life. Wanna bake some brownies?'

You'd think so but I've had four and that fourth labor ended in C-section - not so much sliding as clinging to the inside with an iron grip!