This looks like something Don Draper's mother in law might give him for Christmas.

Normally the juggling act works pretty well. It's when one of the balls slips that you're in trouble!!! :)

My house looks like a bomb went off in it. My sons' room is under repair so their beds are in the living room right now. The pipe in the bathroom burst and soaked the hallway, bathroom and living room with about six inches of water and the destruction was pretty significant. I got most of it cleaned up but the…

I'm on duty and wishing for nothing more than a good book and a glass of wine.

His kid has brain cancer and he can't be bothered to give up some of the measly money Bravo pays him? Wow. And I thought my daughter's sperm donor was a piece of shit for never having paid a cent - at least I was capable of providing for her.

Before I even read the article I just can't help saying that I want to drool over that cover pic. ~le sigh

My son was born the night we first dropped bombs in Afghanistan. I held him in my arms and wondered what sort of future awaited him. If what Osama Bin Laden said is correct and this is the same girl, I can only ponder the same thing for her. I feel for that girl, the girl who was born around the same time as my son…

I'm straight and still turned on by a beautiful woman's body, especially during sexy sex. I've had the opportunity to be with a woman IRL, and a gorgeous, smart and erotic one at that, but the second her hand went below my belt I realized that this was not for me. I can't imagine I'm the only one out there like…

I wanna make some snarky comment but personally I love the cheekiness of that loo lid doppelgänger. The fact that she's auctioning it for charity just makes me like it all the more.

Seriously? These people can go fuck themselves. If I have the hootzpah to wear a bikini when I'm 97 who the hell are they to judge me for it?

And *this* is why I say always use two forms of birth control. Course, that doesn't stop the possible STDs. Lovely work by these guys. Do you think that perhaps it's possible some people were born without souls? Or, ya know, consciences.

It's more than that. It's a way to destroy an entire ethnic population by diluting them via rape. If you want a group of people to be completely gone, making it impossible for their women to bear children (and sadly this is often the result of these types of rape) is a way for those in power to do just that.

You're welcome. It's pretty close to the whole truth ~grin

As a mother of three teen daughters, when I read stories about multiple wives all I can wonder is where the men go during that lovely time of the month that they've all managed to capture in sync with one another. I know for my husband he locks us in a room and occasionally throws raw meat in at us. Raw meat and…

"Fish!"

And me! My teen daughter looked at me with that 'huh?' expression on her face and I realized that, while she may be graduating high school this month, her education is yet to be complete. I know what she's getting for a gift from someone before she heads off to college.

I can picture Matt Damon spending a year trying to solve the algebraic graph theory that goes along with those moves. Totally in defiance of the laws of physics.

Yup. Two friends actually. Both successful business women now.

Some of my best friends were strippers so I couldn't agree more. Extreme facetiousness added for effect - though I will say that even those I know and love wore those clear heels, fake breasts and injected lips like nobody's business. But at least it paid for college, and that's no snark.

One night I was downing a margarita and a slice of pizza when I came upon a Jezebel article about the pole dancing championships. I snortled to myself and thought I'd do a quick click on the video so I could make fun of these women who were obviously selling themselves out for cash. Instead of finding the clear heeled…