While the black fob keeps the boost down to give you 500 horsepower, use the red one, and that supercharged 6.2-liter HEMI Hellcat engine will answer with 707 horsepower and 650 lb.-ft. of torque sent through the TorqueFlite eight-speed automatic.

Sooooo, it's a Camaro now?

Clearly the only thing that can slow down GM is a Ford Explorer.

Great read Doug! AMP is a REALLY tight track to be stretching the legs of anything that can get to 60 miles an hour in less than 3 seconds. And since you mentioned it, do you know how fast you were able to take turn 11 going into the elevator? Have you taken your 360 to AMP?

Ford, Ford, Ford. You'll turn the boring Fords into Lincolns, but you won't give them something good like a stretched Lincoln-ized Mustang. Modern Mark VIII anyone?

5.) Forza Italia

WAIT! LEAVE SOME FOR ME!!!

Ferrari admits to giving you heart attacks in their own video. Seriously?

So do they make cars or crappy 1990s cyberpunk FMV CD-ROM games?

According to my experience in GT6, that corner is very difficult. It always seems like you can drive a little faster and brake a little later, until you get to the corner and realize how screwed you are.

I'm just impressed the car doesn't bottom out from the weight of his giant balls.

First time I drove one....

Has there been any progress at WTR in fielding an Indy Car team for 2015? What sponsors do I have to support to make it happen?

Yes it is, and it has always been, in every possible version.

[The Lotus Esprit is still gorgeous, isn't it?]

Also, don't try forklift donuts.

Right when I have to go to work, damnit.