Winn-Dixie in Ohio? You got to be kidding!?!?

This had great possibilities. Hell, just go to Skyline to get the real thing! It will look better and it will taste better!

Petrino at the restaurant: I'll have what Pitino is having.

Petrino at the restaurant: I'll have what Pitino is having.

It didn't take long to go from Sinning Hog to Cardinal Petrino, whose contract may now get him a nice young blonde from the Louisville athletic department every spring.

It didn't take long to go from Sinning Hog to Cardinal Petrino, whose contract may now get him a nice young blonde from the Louisville athletic department every spring.

Maybe some guys are just what you might call bi-Polack. When they aren't with girls, they like Ditka, they like Ditka's kielbasa and they like being rubbed by Ditka. They show this on TV all the time.

My hours are 3 p.m. to midnight, so based on the end of the day idea, I would schedule something important for midnight and I would end up staying until 2 a.m. and getting to bed at 4 a.m. This would be insane. On my schedule, I would prefer to do something important at 6 p.m., go to dinner at 6:30 and get back to…

My hours are 3 p.m. to midnight, so based on the end of the day idea, I would schedule something important for midnight and I would end up staying until 2 a.m. and getting to bed at 4 a.m. This would be insane. On my schedule, I would prefer to do something important at 6 p.m., go to dinner at 6:30 and get back to…

Meanwhile, down in Mississippi

Meanwhile, down in Mississippi...
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What Ben Dreith heard: "He's giving his balls the business down there"

Monken see, Monken lose at Southern Miss

Pete and Re-Pete!

The best 69 you will ever see for free

The best 69 you will ever see for free

All for Nauts!

Arrest these guys! http://www.ispot.tv/ad/7tKc/sonic-…

Skip Caray: A new place where the bases will be loaded and a longer drive for me to get loaded.

Skip Caray: A new place where the bases will be loaded and a longer drive for me to get loaded.