Thought he got away from the McCarron clan by saying "I'm With Heather!"

Just imagine how far he would go if he had been loaded on Mai Tai's and Honey Badger Spice: "What's the spread?" "MILF!!!"

Back in the day, I think she would pantomime drinking beer and eating Brett's Wurst.

McCarthy motivated the Packers defense by telling them that was a Favre No. 4 Vikings jersey instead of a Webb No. 14 jersey.

They have one in Pontchartrain Po-Boys in Mandeville, La. Saints fan John V. Smith, my friend, says Goodell will be lucky to get "sack" lunches when he comes to New Orleans.

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On The North Shore: "No Ferdi For You!"

They have one in Pontchartrain Po-Boys. John V. Smith, my friend, says Goodell will be lucky to get "sack" lunches when he comes to New Orleans.

Now that he's available, I imagine the "Gregg Williams Serve This Man" signs will be going up on Magazine Street in New Orleans. Maybe Coach Payton will rehire him Super Bowl week.

Coach Shaw: I'm Not With Heather

The Florida newspaper guys covering the Southern Miss-Florida State opener in Jacksonville in 1989. Our Mississippi paper had two credentials and when the Florida guys heard about that, they said, "They act like they're covering the Super Bowl." It turns out our paper only needed one seat. The Florida guys spent most…