Nice choice. I'd rather have the GTI than the used ATV.

Way back in college, I dated a girl who drove one of these. It always amazed me that she could work all three pedals and the stick shift while holding a Big Gulp and smoking a Marlboro Light. Never spilled a drop, never ashed in the car. For those who don't know, these things don't have cup holders.

Well, I don't have any experience with any of what you're talking about, but if I were you, I'd just pay the ticket and forget about the situation.

Is anyone surprised by this? Jeeps aren't exactly known for their outstanding quality.

Paint it black and scare the bro crowd on weekends

FINALLY, someone mentions Harrison Bergeron in a comment. Now I can put away my wavy glasses.

This is okay though:

Idiot Thief Brings Back Car To Dealership To Complain About Key Fob

Interesting thought. Identity theft is so easy that even a thief dumb enough to return to the scene of the crime can do it.

Sounds like somebody is mad that his overpriced German cars aren't as good as they used to be.

Calm down, dude.

Miata...new or used. Your choice

It's excellent to drive. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

Least you could do is go with a white Jaguar F-type:

That's good, you found a white convertible that has otherwise nothing in common with this car. I congratulate you.

As for its size, while I wasn't able to drive it — I attempted a hot wire until a Mazda rep came over and threatened to call the cops, and I was like, call them, don't think I can't jail, blah blah blah, it was a whole thing — I did sit in it for a while.

7500rpm redline. 2.0L Mazda3 redlines at 6800. Sweet.