I think I’ve been slaked.

This is such a dumb article and unfortunately it won’t be your last.

Idk man, pretending to hate Woody Allen in such an over the top way is no replacement for a real personality. You act like you’re overcompensating and button mashing in hopes of seeming like a sensitive beacon of virtue. The popular vote is that Woody Allen molested Dylan Farrow. So we know what you chose and why…

This article would perhaps come off a bit more sincere if this website hadn’t recently published a list of the 20 best albums of a man who slept with a 14-year-old girl.

I miss Donna Bowman. 

The Rosie O'Donnell bit doesn't work. I'd edit that shit right out. 

I miss Mike Vago. 

I suspect Matt of being Very Young, a pity as he never had the chance to grow up with records, and thus really understand what a “broken record” really sounds like, but if he reads his own stuff aloud, over and over and over, then he might eventually get the idea.
Not everyone agrees that Allen’s legacy is the…

Man, how has he not turned up in the comments yet to serve you his standard-issue “burn” of “Thanks for reading!”?

Sigh. And I suppose we’ll have to endure another dismissive snark fest review of it. My god, life’s futile. 

Matt Schimkowitz has a crippling fear of people who once had talent, since he’s never had any himself.

unless they’ve been deleting comments, this comment section has far fewer than usual 

It’s interesting to go back to old articles on this website and see the difference in tone. Many of his movies are middling. He also made some of the greatest comedies of all time. He has some horrific accusations against him. Many people have called those accusations into question. Those four ideas can all co-exist.…

It’s a shame Woody Allen has to hear ignorant know -nothings badmouth him just because of his crazy ass ex wife. If anyone would bother to actually look into it, they would realize that he is completely innocent.

If you hate the man because of the accusations made against him just say so. Don’t lie though and act like the disgust oozing from your article is directed towards his films. Cuz if it’s Matt Schimkowitz, Movie Critic vs the films of Woody Allen, Woody wins. Every time.

Annie Hall was his 10th movie. After that, he made Manhattan, Hannah and Her Sisters, Crimes and Misdemeanors, Manhattan Murder Mystery, Bullets Over Broadway, Vicky Christina Barcelona, Midnight in Paris, and Blue Jasmine.

The format of its site is what turns me off. 

It’s hard to tell if the writer actually watched the show; these sound like generic descriptions cribbed from elsewhere.

I’m might differ about the characterization of Radar as being child-like and then departs having become more mature.  In the early seasons of the series he was definitely more mature and one of the gang, even sharing martinis in The Swamp.  But as things went along, the writers made him increasingly childlike and…

Ah. Bach.