#IJustWantTo#EverySentence

And in breaking news from 2029, G/O Media is requiring all writing staff to relocate to pods in the suborbital Musk Entertainment Array. Oxygen and radiation pill costs will not be included.

Others have fonder regards for The Dissolve, but it bled away a lot of major talent at a crucial time, and for a venture that was thoroughly half-baked.   I’m amazed the Dissolve lasted as long as it did.

What we’d really love would be a revival of pre-Spanfeller AV Club.

When Boba Fett made his underlings move to Mos Espa did he give them cost of living raises? 

Ulliel was born in the suburbs of France

Maybe I’ll check this out; it looks soapy enough for me. I’ll also chime in to note that the term “Latinx” is worthless, and derided by actual Latinos. Using it doesn’t make you inclusive, it makes you look like a fool.

Here’s what is coming to AV Club: No One

Flat out, one of the worst episodes of a television show I have ever seen. Not even campy bad (like a 70s Paul Lynde variety special), just total garbage. I do not understand how a company puts something like this on television. The show runner sees the final cut and approves is to be broadcast? I’m not even sure…

Huh? This has been out for years. And some horrible copy in the wrong aspect ratio is what gets you excited?

Y’know, all of this is on my DVD copy of the movie. But since no one watches movies on DVD (or Blu-Ray, or VHS, or Beta, or . . . FILM), it’s no wonder this footage was new to the editors at the AV Club.

I’m totally down for a Six Feet Under-esque finale that shows every character’s death.

Godspeed, Dowd! Hope to see (plus) you writing somewhere else real soon!

That would require Barsanti to literally do any proper work ever

Looked her up on Wikipedia to see if that’s a stage name. It explicitly states that it is her birth name. That’s funny to me.

As someone who lives an hour away from Texarkana, I can definitely say that most people don’t speak with that “Cajun”? accent. There might be a few Cajun since it’s so close to Louisiana, but for the most part... no. NO!

The Canadian version of Entertainment Tonight covered this. One of the hosts commented that this was “the most Canadian story” he had ever heard.

Because City Primeval is a hell of a read. I suppose it’s too much to hope for an adaptation of Tishomingo Blues.

“Trust me. I know what I’m doing.”
(nuclear bomb explodes)

It amazes me how whenever I see old commercials that I remember from back when I was a kid, they feel so, so out of date now. Like far more so than most actual shows do. Ads from the late 80s and 90s feel like they might as well be from the 70s.