Her Entertainment Weekly column, along with Stephen King’s, were, uh, something.

Fuck off, shit for brains.

Speed, huh?

You’ve got to be able to do a split to be an effective time cop..

Climate change killed these people?

That is one roided up roid head right there. 

I’m not drinking hot Dr. Pepper.

EZ Streets was great. Mike Starr was fantastic in that. 

The waiting for comment is always worse than what they were waiting for in the first place. Always.

It’s still good. And thank you kindly.

Melissa’s dad.

D.I.Y. Concrete