FourFingerWu
FourFingerWu
FourFingerWu

Charles Willeford reference!

Have you guys noticed that every Gawker Media story ends up on Yahoo a day later?

I have one of these things and they work well for keeping small things from falling through the grill.

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I cut the onions in thick rings and use a skewer to hold them together. Brush with a little olive oil.

One day while fishing I heard a horrendous crash a few hundred yards away on a rural highway. Drove out to see what happened and a dump truck hauling a load of dirt had had a blowout and hit a Taurus head on. Driver of the Taurus was conscious but in shock and pinned in by the dash that was in his lap. Compound

That's ordinance not ordnance dummy.

I was attacked by a goose when I was a little kid. We were on vacation somewhere that had a pond where we were feeding ducks and one of those big bastards rushed me and bit me on the foot. Hated them ever since. Fuck a goose.

"The Braves, citing information from the Elias Sports Bureau, said Cleveland's Bob Lemon was the only other pitcher to hit a homer in his 200th win. Lemon's milestone came on Sept. 11, 1956."

Remembered a good tip from my dad. When his dish needs something he splashes in some brandy. Not something everyone has on hand but that kind of thing is worth keeping around. Something about cooking with alcohol. I use vodka in my tomato sauce. I also always use a whole beer in my chili and gumbo recipes. A big

For anyone curious about authentic Louisiana cooking:

All very true. Becoming a good cook boils down to two things: experience and confidence. I also have several dishes that I've mastered because I've made them many times. Red beans and rice, gumbo, chili, crawfish etouffee, and meaty tomato sauce. Once you get to the point where you never use a recipe any more

When I was a kid my great-grandmother would make a dish with pasta shells, ground meat, tomato, and cheese that was amazing. Only later I learned this family of casserole dishes is called Johnny Marzetti:

What is this Recommended crap? I'm capable of choosing my own stories, thank you.