As the mother of 4 sons, I would be all over this shit if he was my kid.

Hopefully it’s his mother.

A walk-in 40... I'm crying. I'm crying for the server. I'm crying for the host and bussers who had to put that table together. How does a group of 40 people not have a single person in it that says MAYBE THIS IS A BAD IDEA AND MAYBE THIS IS RUDE.

I don't care what language you're used to speaking, calling children synthetic is deliberate. I can't believe I used to adore her!

Yeah Elton's boycott lasted a whole two days. Remember when he played one of Rush Limbaugh's weddings? I have a soft spot for his music, but that guy is a one-man LGBT defamation committee.

"...if I judged him based on the words that he misuses in our English language he wouldn't be here today."

Does anyone else understand wtf she is saying here?

I'm 31, with a master's degree, my husband is finishing up his PhD, we have a child, and we live in a 2 bedroom apartment. The American dream is dead.

I still do love your post though. Short guys standing wide to seem bigger is a cornerstone of SportsCenter for decades now...

Man, I just got ethered.

I learned that the beginning of your sentence makes no sense at all.

This is just one of many sick burns Azalea's been afflicted with as a result of having sex with Nick Young.

"Like, generations of Azaleas' souls will be burning from this one."

"Generations of azaleas's souls will be burning".

Well, Tom, if you can think of a better term to describe songs from The Sound Of Music, I'd sure like to hear it.

Yo, I learned about Japanese internment camps because my local librarians were bosses, but never did I actually learn about it in school. But, then again, most I learned about slavery in school is a) \Honest Abe stopped it and b) but this cotton gin, #doe.... So I really shouldn't be surprised.

This is an aside, but the article brought up something I was wondering: Do people outside California know about the history of whites lynching hispanics in California? Do Californians? I thought it was well documented and widely taught, but a recent conversation makes me think otherwise.

Fans of Congressional burns and sniping have to watch this:

Eww Burgess is an OB/GYN. I wish I hadn't looked that up.