I won't send it to you for two reasons.

I'm not saying that there's anything wrong with Honeycomb or Honeycomb tablets. However, my brain was a tad bit muddled yesterday (and still is today, sadly) courtesy of the volume of work I've been doing.

Play with it longer. I've got one in the cabinet above my monitor right this very second and I don't plan on ever charging the thing again. Waste of materials.

Oh, loving it when you're 20 something is easy. But at that awkward, insecure age when you're doing everything you can to seem right for your crush, well, unless she has an eye-patch this would probably seem unbearable to the poor kid.

Happiest 6 year old ever. Fast forward 10 years though and I feel kind of sorry for the kid.

Clearly its eyes are glowing with responsible love.

Mildly interesting, but considering the company charges $11,600 for a titanium bracelet... think I'll pass.

Yeah, totally. I mean normally I just throw some water in my briefcase before I leave home. Extra packaging for water is completely ridiculous.

Look again, it is most definitely sealed. The hole is in the section that's been heat pressed, it's no different than the hole at the top of a bag of candy on super market racks.

Automatic Content Recognition using audio watermarks. Shazam and Nielsen both have sizable projects doing just that.

Well, then there's always the question of whether or not human life automatically has intrinsic value. I posit that it does not.

Interesting, thanks for clarifying that. I'd wondered that for a long time without being able to find anything credible.

"...leaving only Xbox 360 fans without a 21st-century way to swing the bottle. "

Developers developers developers developers!

Remind me which state's economy is bankrupt again?

Thanks Giz! If I ever want to quit my job, I'lll just inflict this crap upon my company's internal site and delete the backups. I mean, I was going to poop on my boss's desk, but this is way better!

Correct. I live in Los Angeles. My current GF lives with her boyfriend of five years. The three of us hang out and play cards once or twice a week. If you're not the jealous type and can get comfortable with the fact that love is not a finite resource that you're competing for polyamory can be pretty great.

Wow, this article REALLY demonstrates one of the major flaws of the new layout.

Most companion apps work with replays as well. The idea isn't to force you to watch in real time, it's just a value add to make you watch in general.

This is the new Gizmodo. Tiny headlines. Story optional.