@MifuneT: They are giving him a job, making license plates with a man named "Bubba".

@Benguin the Albatross: He was destressed till he remembered the impending nucliar war.

@Vexorg: Nah, trolls generally aren't that organized. If they were, /b/ would have taken over by Canada now or something.

@waclark57: The thing you're missing is that it needs to interpret context to determine which words are key words and how they relate. This is particularly tricky due to the awkward phrasing of the questions and the word play that is often used.

Codename: Watson

@Curves: The treatment kills bacteria and removes harmful contaminants. It doesn't do much to drop the nitrogen levels or remove the other goodies which are neither harmful or disgusting.

@unyi3lding: What infrastructure is required so that a slow moving car doesn't bump into a stationary pedestrian over and over? o_O

@Ham_Sandwich: Well it's a six lane bridge, so at a guess, I'd say six.

Man, how awful would it be if there were a major accident on this thing around rush hour?

@Duffasaurus: When they come out with one, please let me know.

@johnnystreets: $15,000 for a product made of base metals...

A shame this was manufactured and marketed for the pretentious. I quite like the design.

@Emperor_was_a_jerk: Really? When the heck do you use the ones above or below "K"? Aren't those from the Wingdings font set?

The 6 thing is just weird. 1 and to a lesser extent 2 are supposed to be the most frequent in natural, unbounded systems.

@916CALLTURK: No, not "sort of". It's the exact same effect.

@theimmc: Pursuant to section 217.37 of the unspoken agreement, regular Oreos will suffice along with 8 fl oz. of 2%, homogenized, pasteurized milk.

@theimmc: Yes.

@SkipErnst: [bit.ly]

@secretpizzaparty: Fortunately Jimmy Fallon is a nobody?

@OfficerMike: Wow, you win. And of course naive consumers everywhere still lose...