Typically, the defense in games involving Merrimack is much more ironclad.

Broken ankles are the new torn ACLs.

+1 I'm dying.

Cook Out is not to be confused with Cock Out: The Worst Value in Drunken Texting

"So why after all the Brian's song bs would u still keep it going."

+1

The last story involving a mounted team bicycle and a member of the James family resulted in Delonte West being traded in the offseason.

That's good.

In the end Chip Kelly just couldn't accept another uniform change.

JoePa gives way to JayPa. And the circle of life continues.

The dried newspaper underneath candles is actually the most rationale thing in that picture.

Vernon, remember, there is always money in the camera stand.

Even Newt Gingrich's political career is impressed with Paterno's ability to come back from the dead despite the wishes of rational human beings.

+1, and congrats.

Joe Paterno Is Full Of Shit.

What if Tebow had a Disfiguring Skin Pigmentation Issue?

When asked about timing of the announcement, Patino stated he wanted to flush out any rumors before the completion of the first trimester.

I'll conduct a poll of my own:

Joliet gets mislabeled and Marquette struggles with Milwaukee. All in a day's work in the life an explorer.

Frankincense and myrrh seem to be pretty popular gifts for newborns this time of year.