"I can't tell if I'm watching 9 year olds getting pounded or if it's just horseplay."

"I am not coming to the mound halfcocked."

The Bears will spend this week teaching Marian Barber to "Tebow" in bounds when the team is trying to run out the clock at the end of the game.

Major League Soccer thinks you may be on to something.

Do you honestly think the Packers would move if they weren't fan owned? Unless they could bring Lambeau with them, its not happening. The Cubs tried to extort money from Chicago by threatening to leave Wrigley last year, and the mayor promptly called bull shit and the threat went away.

"Canada, where our women are as full-bodied as our beer."

Third String Goalie checks back in with Lise, a Hamilton lass who's made a cottage industry out of turning old NHL jerseys into dresses.

Nice.

On the flip side, Caleb Hanie is making me question if there's a God.

Most of the outrage over the public-funded stadium comes from the fact that most Miami-Dade residents don't realize that Miami already had a team to secured to play in it.

Domestic dispute, revoked license, DWI.....ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Matthew Barnaby hat trick!

I'm out of my element.

Maybe somebody should do something to keep Joe Amendola quiet instead.

Don't beat yourself up. All racist states look the same to me too.

+1 to you both

Thank God Greenville is in South Carolina....actually, I'm not sure that helps.

And now I have the title for my book: From Fuck Lions to Fuck Lines: The Complete Deadspin Retrospective: August 23, 2007 to December 1, 2011

I knew this was hoax from the beginning. Last year, Cam Newton established the market for paying people to attend championship games to be well above $75.

Meanwhile the Caleb Hanie honeymoon period has come to a screeching halt.

Midnight Express Madness always packs in the fans.