I'm actually debating whether or not it makes it less creepy or more creepy that he married the girl. I'm not sure I want to think about it.

By no means saying its right for a 40 year old to knock up a 17 year old, but the last line of the article says the age of consent is 16 in Pennsylvania so no laws were broken.

I actually just said the same thing in the dedicated post on this.

His lawyer is clearly trying to poison the jury pool so it is literally impossible to find 12 unbiased people that think this guy may be innocent. That is the only explanation as to why this interview took place.

Yes, the trophy will now be named solely for Amos Alonzo Stagg, the legendary coach of Big Ten powerhouse UChicago, where there's no sex at all.

Yeah but with Carol Mosley Braun at linebacker, the team could still contend, I bet.

13. Nickleback will not be playing any halftime shows there in the near future.

Exit polls coming out of State College indicate that among the 18-22 year old highly-educated demographic, this is a truly controversial stance....Obama has just made his reelection that much more difficult, with Pennsylvania being a swing state and all.

+1. Paterno went on to say he's "loved baseball ever since Arnold Rothstien fixed the World Series in 1919. "

So now that we've confirmed that Joe Paterno does have a phone after all...my theory on why he didn't call the cops goes out the window.

Let's just consider ourselves lucky this didn't happen the same day Tim Tebow led a fourth quarter comeback. It'd be burred after the 2nd commercial break.

I would venture to guess that applications as a whole (especially for those paying out of state tuition) will drop considerably...which impacts school ranking....which impacts the value of a Penn State degree. The students are too oblivious to see that BOT is trying to save the school from becoming a national joke…

They are a bit out of their element, which isn't too surprising granted their job involves catch phrases and reading a teleprompter; both skills have limited applicability here.

"Reports are that State College police are moving in."

Now this is some action I could get behind (only if that vehicle is transmitting the shit coming out of Rece Davis)

It must suck realizing you're married to a gutless piece of shit that cares more about his own image than protecting children.

If someone tells you they say a guy acting in appropriately with a child, you wouldn't ask follow-up/clarifying questions? Give me a fucking break. This story is going to get much worse as details come out. Just wait for the trial.

I was going to kick out an essay today on why I want to go to B school (and unfortunately holding down the $ sign won't work), but then the PSU shitshow happened. Let's just say that nothing's getting done today.

I do...as long as the NCAA doesn't discover he sold his game worn pantaloons for free tattoos.

I went to a small DIII school in the literal headquarters of Big Ten country that famously ended its DI powerhouse program in the 30s to preserve academic standards. When my friends make fun of me for not having a big time program to root for on Saturdays, I'll now take comfort in the fact that at least I don't have…