Brother, nice hat tip to the Hulkster.

The breadsticks alone put them at least in the middle of the pack.

“OH MY GOD MY FEET WHYYYY”

Rit’s Rover Rine Rousand Raggy!

I maintain that twitter really isn’t important unless you’re very famous (celebrity) or very powerful (politician, company, etc.). The rest of us are just wading around down in the muck.

“was it raped”

NSFW’ish

I am not a person, I am Yahweh and I speak only truth.

Pulling everyone down to his level - just like a true ginger.

Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

Redheads do sign up for The Bachelor, but keep dying in freak accidents before they arrive because did you know that 94 percent of redheads perish in freak accidents?

Lol I’m assuming she still doesn’t go to the bathroom? Man she must be so constipated.

She only starves to death if you don’t buy enough DLC every month.

You’re right that it’s hard to balance, but honestly, there are only two options I see as fair:

Is Jez a feminist website? Historically, Jezebel has completely and utterly shied away from every calling itself a feminist site. The tagline has always been “Celebrity, Sex, Fashion for Women. Without Airbrushing” - it started as “pink Gawker” and while it’s tried to move away from that, the recent structural changes…

When internet feminism goes full Stormfront.

Well as others have pointed out, it’s because the industry absolutely requires women.

Here you go, Kotaku-style!

1. “Pika!”