Don’t listen to these hysterics. That is definitely how evolution works. People are confusing unwebbing feet for better balance with the evolutionary decisions that change over time. The reason guys will ask out anyone they are interested is easy. Why wouldn’t you? It’s not like I need to feel entitled to fuck to ask…

[been waiting to post this]

For every one awkward rejection, there’s at least ten missed opportunities. Dating is definitely impossible. It’s not because dudes are trying too hard or are overly eager, but because everyone is too shy, afraid, and self-doubting. Society wants women to feel too ashamed to engage in the dating process, so they leave…

must’ve been Amish for real, ‘;cause everyone knows that possession of a can of Coke Zero means “run the other way, dude!”

What I learned from this article is that women are just turtles and men are confused about how genetics work

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“For us — place for us to say we Want the dominican republic with More dignity” -

Even crazier: happiest female is in a de facto relationship with a man without a college education that is at least five years younger... and she is not in the work force? Is she dating a pro baseball player, or just a garden variety drug dealer?

Beautiful.

Why do they hold this absurdity of a tournament every two years anyway? To showcase their horrible refereeing? And as much as I love watching soccer in Spanish, Univision needs to get over their love affair with chicharito. Dude isn't even playing and the announcers cream themselves at his very appearance.

The CONCACAF logo really just should be the poop emoji.

He seemed fit and healthy last year

Please understand, my nintendo directs just got a little less amazing

Rachel Dolezal is going to be first in line for this one.

Playstation All Stars was also a terrible game.

We’ll make our OWN.

I am not a frequent commenter anymore and am cast into the greys but, can I take part in this conversation? The rallying cry of “The Personal is Political” has become easily eaten up into the fluff of consumer faux feminism because “empowerment” is now a code word for anything that feels good. This is also precisely…

No. She took the kids, too.