O CAPTAIN! my Captain! our fearful trip is done,

It's Rhydon, because it has the lowest index number in the game memory!

That's a really confusing article title.

Gets thrown out of his country for being too handsome, retaliates by becoming king of the iron fist tournament champion.

He doesn't use physical force, he raises oil prices until no one can afford to drive to the tournament.

Ok now, say it with me...

A little nostalgia for the old folks and some gratuitous violence for the kids!

On the Se7enth Day of Christmas...

Doesn't get any badder than this, fellas.

In Soviet Russia, pussy licks you!

If you could put your brain in a robot body you'd have the strength of five gorillas, but you'd only be five feet tall. And if you tried to pet a kitty with that strength, you'd crush it.

Link thought he was being smooth, but all Malon heard was "HYAH YAH HEYAAAAAAH!"

To be honest, I didn't go for a specific joke here. I just booted up MS Paint and started effin around with the line tool. His sword is sorta double helixy so I guess there's that. I really hope MS Paint doesn't degrade the quality. I don't understand other programs like GIMP Shop.

No one had done it yet (at the time of posting) easy one but someone had to :P

THE DARKNESS..... AND LIGHT....

Also obligatory: