Man, Frank is really limber.

It's like we need an internet version of the Miranda rights. You should know by now that any and all actions that one person may take can and will be used to judge them, especially on the internet.

Oh god, I remember back from my days on the well-known septic tank of the internet. Once there was a guy that was trying to alter a Butterscotch Pony Fur Real toy into a Fluttershy love doll. But, as bad as they are (and they are, let's not kid ourselves) there are much more fucked up things on the internet if you…

blood sport is still technically sport.

Especially for 8 year olds, dude.

like batman, but with BlackBerries instead of Batarangs.

She's alright looking now, but she's not going to age well (especially with those chicken lips).

Wherever evil lurks, wherever wrong-doing exists, wherever there's a personal assistant not getting her shit together: she will be there, wielding her cellphones with deadly precision. Supermodel by day, masked vigilante by night. She is Cellina, Mistress of Wireless Telecommunication Devices.

The Peter North of turtles.

You know what this needs? Turtle dicks.

Ultimate Gothic.

lol Hot Skitty on Wailord action.

yeah, he needs to be more Mexican.

I'm sure Nintendo haters would agree.

That wasn't the worse of it, this was.

It's time to give everyone's favorite stereotypically-French, human punching bag some more love.

That machamp is naked! where's his speedo?

Hold your ground, hold your ground! Sons of Gawker, of Deadspin, my brothers! I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the grossness of men fails, when we forsake our filth and break all bonds of bachelorship, but it is not this day. An hour of nagging and discarded lucky…

I'm getting a bad U.S. NES Mega Man box art vibe from this.

I'm ambiguously ethnic too and have had similar experiences but I don't really consider that acceptance. With regards to strangers, to me that feels like it comes mostly out of being unsure and rather than make a mistake and come off as an asshole to a member of their own group, they err on the side of caution. Sure,…