Dude, I played GTA IV for 4 years, the game never got boring.

First thing to come to mind.

Allow me to start things off by saying Grand Theft Auto IV lived up to the hype.

Some people grew up playing Golden Eye. TimeSplitters was my childhood.

This may come as an extreme shock to you, but breasts are not genitalia.

Can't advertise bullets. But you can advertise a car.

Aren't they just going to be running multiple commercials for this new console?

Oh god what have they done to him?

Looks absolutely generic, safe, and pitiful compared to the original.

Is everyone ok with how they kill Murphy? I'm not saying the violence made the original good, but the way he was killed in it gave purpose to the character. An explosion opening the car door, are you kidding me?

Seems too clinical in its content. The appeal in the original was that it was gritty, dark and brutal in execution, especially the violence (I don't think anyone will ever forget the execution scene).

+1 for Hercules

I think it's great that well thought-out comments can now be "shared" on the main page of Kotaku, and congrats to Xaxir to be the first such comment I personally have seen featured on the front page. Nice read, as speculative as it might be.

If someone reads this comment in 10 years, I WAS HERE.

Visually Malgus is indeed a Vader ripoff, just as the Jedi from the cinematic trailer he kills was an Ewan McGregor clone. Get what I'm saying? I'm not saying that the character himself is identical to Vader in all aspects.

The football I know is played with balls and feet.

More like Nosuch Dame, amirite???