You know you done fucked up when your own mother is happy you weren't home for Thanksgiving.

Dear Moms of All Politicians Everywhere,

Then the Tabloids would probably just buy it off others. The way I see it, you can either go ninja and wait for the paps to inevitably party crash you, or you can invite them in, and lock them in the press room (and get some extra money for charity in the process).

"When I was a boy and I would see scary things in the news, my mother would say to me, "Look for the helpers. You will always find people who are helping." To this day, especially in times of "disaster," I remember my mother's words and I am always comforted by realizing that there are still so many helpers – so many…

Simple Green.

How come Angelina Jolie's face doesn't change?

It may not be a big deal overall, but the fact is that the behavior that you call "bugged out" was trained into the horse deliberately. If she had been startled by some random loud noise, that would just mean that she is not as bomb proof as some other horses. They are prey animals, so they react to scary loud noises.…

Words cannot express how much I love these recaps, but I have a couple corrections:

His speech was so satisfying. And Shae proved herself so totally unworthy of his love and protection.

I was sitting here thinking how beautiful she looks precisely because of the little wrinkles and "imperfections" showing in these pictures compared to so many of her peers. She looks magnificent.

I. Love. It All.

Get this to plug into Evernote, and I will jump on this so freaking fast.

He's an AP Indy grandson and a Mr Prospector grandson. Not exactly a no-name pedigree. But, it is a very common pedigree.

Its a great addiction :)

If I don't drink my coffee as soon as I wake up, I simply cannot exist in the realm of the living.

Grocery shopping services!

We have used both Fresh Direct and a service available in some cities called Instacart (www.instacart.com). When you live in a city a big, weekly grocery store trip can be painful - especially when that trip means giving up a prime parking spot. Using grocery delivery has allowed us to get…

Came here to say this. It's entirely plausible that there simply is no way for any current civilization to figure out the "space is really fucking big" problem, and physics may simply not allow for it to be 'figured out' practically.

The faces in the video appear as caricatures of themselves. My theory then is that the brain uses data from peripheral vision first to try to recognise the most obvious features first, when trying to recognise the image. To save bandwith, basically, because there is so much data we get from the peripheria.

@shorty63136: Actually, she was ethnically Greek, as was the entire Ptolmaic dynasty she descended from. Given that they deliberately interbred in order to maintain the purity of their bloodline, it's safe to say she wasn't ethnically Egyptian.