While eating pizza whose level of quality Totinos would be ashamed of.

Nobody:

Chuck E Cheese. Where a kid can be a kid... and mom and dad can get drunk and start fist fights with other parents.

It is better to appear as a strong man who shits his own pants than a weak one with someone else’s shit in there.

Because if we think that way, there are a LOT of places we have already ruined that can be further ruined… and I guarantee you that even though it seems impossible, it can get even worse.

Ding-ding: without the Salton Sea, we might never have had Trevor.

Came here to say exactly this, minus the four wheeling part as I haven’t been by there since I was a kid. Really fascinating place for sure and I loved the Alamo Sea part of GTAV. Very cool that that Rockstar included it.

Having spent some time four wheeling nearby, I agree. Its pretty nasty, though some of the relics and communities that have sprung up there are fascinating to me.

I have been eyeing the High-Ace firetrucks for WAY too long...

I always wanted a style closer to this fan concept, but obviously way too close to the Challenger to be a different product line.

I think too many people are commenting on this through 2021 eyes and everything that has come about since 1999.  This would have been a styling coup in the early aughts the same way the second generation Dodge Ram was to trucks.

That’s just it though, Screaming A looks like a partially made Muppet that the Jim Henson Workshop got bored with and yet he somehow achieved sentient life in order to vomit out loud, garbage hot taeks. SAS doesn’t get paid a king’s ransom cuz he’s got knowledge that no other analyst have, He gets paid royally to be a…

What the Tonka-fuck happened to the front end of that truck?  FFS, next we’ll have giant dicks and balls as hood ornaments...

I can never tell if pictures of the Silverado are actually a photoshop mocking the Silverado. 

David, your passion and enthusiasm is easy to see in your writing and keeps me coming back to jalopnik.

Yeah the only exception to that policy would seem to be VW but maybe that was so bad they had to take the hard line.

Maybe they are too oppressed to know what is best for them.

Jetted correctly two strokes don’t kill plugs unless you’re rising something higher strung like a YZ 125, and you’re never on the pipe. I’ve owned multiple two-strokes, I’m not particularly fast yet I’ve never fouled a plug to the point of not running.

Moving wasn’t the problem

Reddit has a list of all the easter eggs, but my favorite is of course Throg.  God I love this show