>>> teach women math (why?)?

Oh, stop whining.

My teenage daughter just walked by and I told her to check out this awesome car. The words out of her mouth? “OK, so like, the new Civic looks way cooler than this car”.

It’s even worse, he’s got mismatched wheels. Those are just the front wheels, these are on the back:

A photo of the wheels on LongbowMkII’s car....

I believe the tone of the article is that “Tony” is a “John” and the “first date” was a “girlfriend experience” gone horribly, horribly awry.

This is what happens when you eat too many Ls.

Jameis Winston standing there by himself trying to look hard after none of his teammates made the slightest effort to hold him back—when it was damn clear to everyone that’s what he wanted—is a goddamned Christmas miracle.

you just mad ‘cause she stole your ipad to sell & buy live chickens

You aren’t the only one to think that, repro wheels that fit standard tires are now available.

reboot is the name of satan on the lips and hearts of all children.

It’s worth mentioning that MTV2 did keep the party going for another few years with regards to weird programming like WonderShowzen and Human Giant, etc...

What about Austin Stories? It was basically Portlandia a dozen or so years early.

You blew a once in a lifetime headline.

Yeah, but this time, there will be a REALLY big one. Like the biggest we ever saw. In fact, it will be TWO, a T-Rex standing on another T-Rex’s shoulders, with a circus tent draped over them in a sort of inverted, “midgets in a coat” trope. The top T-Rex will be genetically engineered to look like she is wearing a…

Didn’t they tease Warlock in the post credit of GOTG2? Is it possible he and Cpt Marvel swoop in during Avengers 4?

If the NFL wants to improve ratings it should have a continuous picture-in-picture Jerry Jones cam any time the Cowboys are down by two scores.
Put that in the RedZone package.
I’d willingly fucking pay for that.

As a recently married man—don’t worry, it gets...to continue. forever. At least then it probably won’t involve stationery.

4 rules for wedding planning: short ceremony, good food, good booze, and good music.